What is Griff?

Griff is a feeling. Griff is chewing 10 pieces of airwaves at once. Griff is stubbing your toe. Griff is a lot like marmite - sticky and rich in vitamin B. Most importantly, Griff is a forename.

  • Genghis Khan, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Rey Mysterio, Beethoven (the dog), Feathers McGraw.

  • You actually clicked on that question? Pathetic.

    Well, since we’re already here, I suppose it is an anteater.

  • When he’s not verbally abusing himself 1ft from a mirror, Griff divides his time between playing mancala on Club Penguin and watching David Dickinson compilations.